Episodes

25: Thirty to Forty Percent More Dionosaur
March 31, 2025

25: Thirty to Forty Percent More Dionosaur

Dinosaur bonks! Ominous Ultrasound! Mycelio-Bots! Radium Girls! Burial improvements! Wheel inventors! DABUS! Superdown! Rocket follow ups! Resistance is puerile! The expensive duck jacket: https://vollebak.com/en-ca/pages/eid...
24: I'm Proud to be a Terra Novan
March 24, 2025

24: I'm Proud to be a Terra Novan

Interjections! Moons! Hawaiian corrections! Terra Nova! Worts! Baihu! We're not AI. Horned Bladderwort: https://youtu.be/HQ69c5bRJAU?si=MLdr0El8970SYHd9 Villain Hitting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIEMA8MrOBc https://you...
23: Dying Mid-High-Five
March 17, 2025

23: Dying Mid-High-Five

Cheese slice weaponization! Woolly mouse! Dutch repairs! Cursive crusaders! The Roberts Rules Olympics! Huge spider just dropped! Humming high deserts! Binbar's knees! The Best of times the worst of lines. Produced by Joe Fis...
22: Chomperpeencher Peencherchompers
March 10, 2025

22: Chomperpeencher Peencherchompers

What are knees? AMOC is fine. No crab future. Dirty space. Ants ants ants ants. Mona Lisa found dead. Baby King. The fish doorbell! Cheese! Old man's head! The FOV. Jack the Ripper found dead. Ogress! Explosions in the Sky No...
21: I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDNT DO “BIIIIG LIVVVVVERRRR”
March 3, 2025

21: I CANNOT BELIEVE I DIDNT DO “BIIIIG LIVVVVVERRRR”

Are we doomed yet? Quinoa for the future! Back to the office?!? Flamin Hot Auction! Entanglements! The Emperor of America! Missile Mail Day! Cheese tea field test! WOAH ORCAS! Square poops? Focus on your weird small thing! Pr...
20: Xoie's Mice
Feb. 24, 2025

20: Xoie's Mice

Whale talk! Rise and gnaw! Chinese space magic! That's a "no" on golf. The song of the summer! The great marathon of 1904! Seriously you have to see this mouse vid. Bat stuff! Matches, whencefore hast thou cometh? RIP Jane's ...
19: Mow Drunkenly for the Bees!
Feb. 17, 2025

19: Mow Drunkenly for the Bees!

METEOR (not really) ?! Cheese Tea Update! Road Rats! Canadian rats or the lack thereof! Havalinas! The clams are protecting you! Cake wars! Joe's Mona Lisa problem? Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Ki...
18: The Goo is Not Enough
Feb. 10, 2025

18: The Goo is Not Enough

New Tea! Io problems! Spider dreams! Electric Lollipops! Trappist 1 Jams! Haydn's two skulls! Invisible stripes! Babu! We said NO to the lunchmeat thing, y'all! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind o...
17: Australians to the Rescue.
Feb. 3, 2025

17: Australians to the Rescue.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Australians! Links! Soup Suckers! https://www.generalmills.com/news/press-releases/soup-you-can-suck-on-introducing-progresso-soup-drops-the-ultimate-cold-and-flu-season-comfort Molte...
16: Hide Your Skyr
Dec. 30, 2024

16: Hide Your Skyr

Mythic Icelandic Ruffians! Syrup Heist! Where are bears? Turkey talk! Get in this grave for your mental health! Hot pennies! BookTok! The origins of spicy! Murdered hornets! The first present? A hockey stick to the face! Prod...
15: Finlay's New Favorite Word
Dec. 23, 2024

15: Finlay's New Favorite Word

Your voicemails?!?!? Fan hands shrimp! The amazing Ken Allen! Yarn conventions and cruises! Beautiful tigers! Salmon cannon! Finlay learns her favorite word! Smallest bird! Chicken the dog! Donkey Mahjong! Lucy Glo! Baby rex!...
14: A Solar System of Disappointment
Dec. 16, 2024

14: A Solar System of Disappointment

Tiny suns! Weird Wycombe! Zipf's law! Frozen Bats! Exploding bats! Frozen Kidneys! The joys of ornamental Shrimp! Chicken paper! Peru (the bird)! Raccoons! The crested Guineafowl! A Swdish in process solar System! Salmon (the...
13: Finlay's Photon Dance
Dec. 9, 2024

13: Finlay's Photon Dance

Long lake names! Physics jokes! Clackers! Literal blood shot eyes! Stoffel! Jellyfish galaxies! Photons! Fake bears! Dystopian Redbox! The universal ouch! The epic tale of the Turkey! Zoom Suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! Produced by Joe ...
12: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
Dec. 2, 2024

12: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Humming frog fish! Gold Bugs! Adventure cats! Floriography! Feline station agents! Non-canonical Golems! Dinosaur trees! Wolfenoot! Hedgehog proteins! Thistles! Space jellyfish! Dumb art! Nose flute?!?! Doomsday fish! Baby, t...
11: Finlay Can't Believe She Didn't Make a Uranus Joke
Nov. 25, 2024

11: Finlay Can't Believe She Didn't Make a Uranus Joke

Space bats! Dirty Dahl! Mystery Mollusc! Dog Days! The new Thelma and Louise! Solar system check-in! Unicorns! Lava gophers! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Visit u...
10: Nearly Perfect to Vomitious Filth
Nov. 18, 2024

10: Nearly Perfect to Vomitious Filth

Coin thyself! Ding dong fish! Apple rankings! Bee balls! Blind bikers! Cotton-corn sweat! Yule Cat! Hugh Grant's final form! Solar Hampsters! La Guardia! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango...
9: Nords!!
Nov. 11, 2024

9: Nords!!

Moss balls! Bosnian pyramids! Corn sweat solutions! Frozen dead guys (again)! The Spotify Vandal! Flea toads! Echolocation U! Apples! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodar...
8: Inside You There are Two Finches
Nov. 4, 2024

8: Inside You There are Two Finches

Vampires! Homicidal Baby Birds! Seductive Shrikes! Bone Eaters! Tree Frogs! What's Under Petra?! Decorative Hermits! Chill Moon! Sleeping Finches! Bacteria Bonanza! Infuriating Cars! Dramatic Readings! Produced by Joe Fisher ...
7: You Dropped a Pond on Me, Baby.
Oct. 28, 2024

7: You Dropped a Pond on Me, Baby.

New penguin postmaster! Emo war! Dark oxygen! Silklab! Cryonics checkup! The Transylvanian! New/Old Tasmanian Tiger! Fish rain?! D&D LMFT! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra W...
6: Invisible Greek Centenarians
Oct. 21, 2024

6: Invisible Greek Centenarians

Fat Bear Winner! Bat Library! STEVE! New Worm Lizard! Things that are now Bullsh*t! Sequoia Cathedral! Mushroom Space House! Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard Visit u...
5: Huge Dick Louvre
Oct. 14, 2024

5: Huge Dick Louvre

Fat Bears! Gamma Ray Lightning! Space Violins! Hippocampes Modernes! Stump the Gaffer! Ramblin' Rayne Beau! Negative Time! Fruit Fly Brains! Finlay can't stop grossing us out!! Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard...
4: Meteor Nuke Jazz Hands.
Oct. 7, 2024

4: Meteor Nuke Jazz Hands.

Tree goats of yore! Putter-togetherers! Meteor Nukes! Corn sweat! Easter cannons! Come with us, if you will, to the Zanclean Flood... Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard. Visit us online at http://www.hwatweekly....
3: Temporary Moons, Temporary Veins.
Sept. 30, 2024

3: Temporary Moons, Temporary Veins.

New moon! New veins (Old veins?)! New Butter! New It Girl! Sleepless in Sweden. Behold, Porphyrion!! DO NOT GOOGLE THE TOE!! Music: My Own Kind of Tango - Alexandra Woodard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...
2: Necromancer/Necropantser
Sept. 23, 2024

2: Necromancer/Necropantser

Big geese. Small Hippos. The regrettable ennui of the Hyperloop. Music: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard.